Whether you're two hours into the decision,or two years into it;always draft the suicide note ahead of time!You will need time to proofread,and you cannot afford to miss anything.It's like the SOP for a graduate school application,if you catch my drift.It can be tricky,and you want to get it out of the way as early as possible.However,do not underestimate its importance.
The perfect suicide note is one that is laid down with tactical acumen.Never be succinct about it.Draft it in such extreme ambiguity,that everyone around you can relate to and stay affected by your death.Here are a few pointers that should help you carve out a remarkable specimen.
Before you start with the note,get yourself motivated. Remember, "Nobody is a failure.Even those who fail at absolutely everything in life,still succeed in ending their lives."
1.Always blame someone.If possible,blame many.
2.Always mention a will.Whether you've left one or not is immaterial.
3.Call for an after-death party.You don't have to pay.
4.Confess your love.Mention all emotional moments.
5.Crack a joke.Die a hero!
6.If you are dying a virgin,don't bring it up.
7.And lastly.Never reveal your identity if you are BATMAN.
Make use of these and your suicide note will be legendary.All the best.
Stay tuned for more!Happy dying! :)
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